Creepy ClownsHow do you feel about clowns? People are usually pretty split on the matter. They either don't mind them, or they hate them (at least, that's been our experience). The hate can derive from a few different places. Maybe they don't like the exaggerated make-up. Maybe they had a bad experience at the circus as a kid. Whatever the reason, one look at a clown and they scream and run the other way. Since such a large portion of the population absolutely abhors clowns, we think it's pretty clever of those people in the horror industry to get in on this clown-terror. It seems like a totally natural thing to take something a ton of people are already spooked by, and turn it into a thing of nightmares for a horror movie. We don't care what the end-game is: psychotic killer clown, creepy clown monster, demented clown alien... a good crazy clown fits all forms equally well. Fun DetailsSo we figure it's high-time we help out with this scary clown trend. Here is one of our meager offerings. A little less on the blood-curdling side of terror, this Killer Clown Women's Costume is adequately creepy, with a touch of feminine sass. This outfit comes with a black and white dress with an elastic waistband and built-in petticoat. The scalloped overlay skirt is trimmed in black ribbon bows, and the dress has a sheer ruffled collar.  The patterned nylon tights are footless. The costume also comes with a foam mini top hat complete with elastic loops to easily fit over a headband. All this homicidal clown needs is a weapon of choice and she'll be scream-inducing for sure. Clowning AroundSo we hope that the few of you out there, the few that want to be scary clowns, are appeased. And to the rest of you? Well, we're sorry in advance.